J****J***: "F*ck You!"
JustJack: "F*ck ME!?" :O "Get in line, honey!" ;) :P
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(Noteable quotes)...
(Kids' cute answers to test questions):
"Where was The American Declaration of Independence signed?"--"At the bottom".
"Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now?".--"Diabetes".
"What ended in 1896?".--"1895".
"Name 6 animals which live specifically in the Artic".--"2 Polar Bears and 4 Seals".
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"I'm all for women's rights! (I don't mind their "lefts", either! I like either side of 'em!)". :P (Groucho Marx).
"I like women with glasses! As long as one of the "glasses" (D) is for me!". :P (Groucho Marx).
"It's only the view from where you sit that makes you fear defeat! Life is full of many "aisles", so why don't you change your seat?!" (Unknown).
"Other than that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?...". (Dad).
"Lighten up while you still can. Don't even try to understand. Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy...". (Jackson Browne/Glenn Frey/Don Henley).
"Napoleon was a short, dead dude. Caesar is a salad dressing dude. And..Joan of Ark was...Noah's wife!" :P (Bill and Ted).
"Once you've got them by the 'balls', their hearts and minds will follow!" (Unknown).
"If 'Life' gives you lemons, kick 'Life' in the balls!" (Jack). :P
"...And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong, I'm right. Where I belong, I'm right. Where I belong...See the people standing there, who disagree, and never win, and wonder why they don't get in my door?...". (Lennon/McCartney).