On the twelth day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Twelve of Brice's pizzas
Eleven of Mid's film quotes
Ten Clerks a-questioning
Nine Cosmic typos
Eight Mo's a-milking
Seven Misfits a-ranting
Six Budds a-trolling
Five Dumb Dels
Four Cali flirts
Three BossFlop farts
Two Dixie nips, and
A Kitty asking who? what? when?
Suffice to say, I would like a refund please. Merry Christmas.