Let's keep it simple: respect my time, match my effort, keep your word, always be honest, stay consistent.
If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise it's just 'Congratulations about your face'. - John Mayer
I'm mostly peace, love, and light with a little go @%&# yourself.
Like: honest, intelligent, witty people.
I will not be any mans half-time, down-time, part-time, spare-time or sometimes. So don't waste my time. 
​A prettily wrapped box of shit is still a box of shit. https://vocaroo.com/i/s07kFs9xftJ8 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GyBPZqTLP3
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom - Joan Rivers
Fighting in chat is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you are still retarded.
Ignorance isn't bliss; its the downfall of humanity. ~ Me
Men are like pantyhose; they either run, cling, or don't fit right in the crotch.
Common sense is in such short supply it ought to be deemed a Super Power.
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." ~ Albert Einstein
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle ~ Gloria Steinem
Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul ~ Charlie Chaplin
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~ Albert Einstein
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.