ogod morning

Well I woke up this morning and thought I was dead
cos nothing was hurting, not even my head,
till i turned myself  over to get out of bed.
WELL!! As i put my foot down, it curled up around,
and the pain shot right to my brain.
Then my hip went ‘pop’ and my knee wouldn’t lock,
my shoulder was tingling, then my brain shouted “stop”!
Well I couldn’t stop cos I needed to pee so very very desperately.
I clung to the bed, the dresser, the door,
 not wanting to leave a mess on the floor.
Just whenI thought that I was a goner,
my knee locked in place, and I didnt flounder,
i quickened my pace to the throne in the corner.
After a bit i went to the sink, washed up my face and combed my few hairs
and gingerly waddled down the stairs.
First stopped to turn on the coffee pot,
then looked for some advil to make the pain stop.
 Let out the dogs, and fed the cat, grabbed a coffee and then i sat.
First cup of coffee I inhaled like air, the second and third, I’m almost here.:P