As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit
Real friends don't try to change you, but accept you as you are!
criticism is futile because it puts a person on the defensive and usually makes him/her strive to justify them self criticism is dangerous because it wounds a persons precious pride hurts his/her sense of importance and arouses resentment. by criticizing we do not make lasting changes and often incur resentment
B. F. Skinner, the world-famous psychologist, proved through his experiments that an animal rewarded for good behavior will learn much more rapidly and retain whatt it learns far more effectively than an animal punished for bad behavior. Later studies have shown that the same applies to humans
9000 people are doing a good thing right now. 2000 are kissing. 6899 are doing the hump thing. 100 are giving head and 1 lonely one is sitting here reading this....