Ever had a moment, or several, when you look at your phone and say,
“I hate you so much right now!”
For a billion reasons …
– You’re old… Check.
– Your battery won’t charge … Check. – The charger is now wrapped like Japanese bondage in order to stay connected… Check.
– The screen is so cracked, if you put it in your back pocket, you can hear the crackling of glass when you bend down… Check.
Random reboots, freezing … Stop me if you’ve heard this one. So many times I’ve said,
“I’m gonna use this bitch for skeet one day!”
Now, not too long ago, I was a lady that had never shot, or even held a firearm, in my life (which, those that know me find rather odd, since my past includes my father being a Hell’s Angel.)
When Big Daddy and I started our journey together, he began to show me a forgotten right… The Right to Bear Arms.
Soon into our Boondocking at Dome Rock, deep in the Arizona Desert, he took me shooting. It started with a pistol. He set the targets 25 ft away… Proceeded to show me how to hold it, and with that crazy grin held back by the cig between his lips, he said,
“Now aim and shoot.”
I don’t remember whether or not I hit the target, but it became clear that I had to do THIS again.
With fire and the devil in the corners of my grin, and giggling like a mad woman, I turned and said,
“Holy Hell, that was awesome!!! Can I do it again?“
So, needless to say, I emptied the pistol on a few cans, an old rusty oil can, and a few old logs. How come no one told me this was so much fun?
Anyway, fast forward to our Rocky Mountain camping spot, and with my new phone in hand one day, he says to me,
“Ready to shoot ol’ BLU today?“
(Brand of phone… Blu Studio)
“Omg, YES!” I squealed.
So, out we embarked, with AR in hand, Russian steel rounds… Ready to shoot this putrescent piece of technotrash.
He set up the camera to film this cellphone snuff film… “to show future phones how to behave“. (Still on YT, but privately lol)
I giggled so hard my stomach ached… which you can clearly hear at the end of the video lol…
And I’d do it again too…
Curious? Still there... right where I left it... apparently YT saw the title and thought "...well, isnt that considerate." Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuGW9DHcZCE&rco=1
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