My true-love hath my heart and I have his,

By just exchange one for the other given:

I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss;

There never was a bargain better driven.

His heart in me keeps me and him in one;

My heart in him his thoughts and senses guides:

He loves my heart, for once it was his own;

I cherish his because in me it bides.

His heart his wound received from my sight;

My heart was wounded with his wounded heart;

For as from me on him his hurt did light,

So still, methought, in me his hurt did smart:

Both equal hurt, in this change sought our bliss,

My true love hath my heart and I have his.

~Sir Philip Sidney, Song from Arcadia

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Hints on how to get women:

Brush up your Shakespeare

Start quoting him now

Brush up your Shakespeare

And the women you will wow

(From the musical Kiss Me Kate)

Over 21, non-Gor.  No, the gorgeous picture is not me, nor did I take it.  Rather I think it just fits my personality.