I recently got back on facebook ... if you want to ask me to add you, you have to promise that you won't be upset if I turn you down. If you can't handle that, then don't ask me.

No more ... The crap rolls out your mouth again ... Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin .... Metallica - Holier Than Thou

If you are a guy who likes guys, don't bother, I don't swing from that side of the plate so move along, thanks.

Stupid and ignorant people piss me off. Other than that I am pretty easy going and laid back. Mostly here to laugh and make others laugh. Ask anything you like, my whisper is open.

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NFL Trivia time: How many teams in the NFL have either NEVER won a Super Bowl or are in a drought longer than the one the Cowboys are in? If your team is one of those teams then you ain't got jack shit to say, so stfu ... Answer: 12 teams have never won a SB and 6 others that have won before, are in longer droughts than the Cowboys

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Did you know that when Whitney Houston died, President Obama claimed it was a great tragedy, yet when the greatest American military Sniper, Chris Kyle, was struck dowm tragically while helping other veterans with ptsd and disabilities and such, he said nothing

Interests: Music, Sports, Laughing at jokes like these ...

A guy gets a job as a walmart greeter and on his first day he sees a woman walk in with 2 kids. They are obviously different ages. He says "hello ma'am ... are those kids twins?" She says "No you dumbass, why would you think something so stupid". He responds with "Oh sorry ma'am, ... it's just that you are so ugly I was having trouble believing that someone would have sex with you twice".

 

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says "Let's start by talking about what brought you to my office today." The husband says "Well for starters, neither one of us sucks dick."

 

Two muffins are in the oven, One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Holy shit, It's a talking muffin!"

 

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies, “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

 

So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dlck on his face"

 

Music:

Favorite bands list: Demon Hunter, Metallica, Project 86, Living Sacrifice, Megadeth, GNR, U2, Pink Floyd (plus Gilmour & Waters solo), Eric Clapton, Steve Vai, Tenacious D, Faith No More, The Beatles, Buckethead, Yngwie Malmsteen, Van Halen, Def Leppard, Al DiMeola, Paco De Lucia, John McLaughlin, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Evanescence, Jimi Hendrix, Gary Hoey, Iron Maiden, Billy Joel, Judas Priest, Living Colour, Manowar, Mr Bungle, Ozzy, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, The Police, Queensryche, Rose Hill Drive, Scorpions, Stravinsky, TSU, The Who, Weird Al, Yes, ZZ Top, As I Lay Dying, Becoming The Archtype, Place Of Skulls, August Burns Red, Underoath, Destroy The Runner, The Showdown, War Of Ages, Immortal Souls, The Devil Wears Prada, Austrian Death Machine, Deftones, Chevelle, Crash Rickshaw, Neon Horse, Focal Point, Training For Utopia, Fallstar, Haste The Day, Hemotheory, In Flames, Living Sacrifice, LondonSiXEcho, MxPx, NYVES, Onward To Olympas, Pyrithion, Red, Relient K, Spoken, Switchfoot, Wovenwar, Falling Cycle, The Burial

 

Quotes and other funny stuff ...

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? .... Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry - 1971)

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I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

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For this next section I'll let myself introduce it for me >>> ⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : its the "Hall of Great Quotes Taken In And Out Of Context"

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : ive known him long time and he doesnt put me in his profile

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✧fìéśtýβåbỳ™✧ : i don't complain about anything really.. after getting my sight back.. life is so good.. that i refuse to be anything but fantastic

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✨JennaSaisQuoi✨ : youre so fucking cute, vincent

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : vinnie you can have me if you like.. im single

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 👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : Vin cause he's my friend for years, first chat friend ever and well he is a sweetheart

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Jаggεd : known you almost 20 years, CF.. and I swear it never dawned on me that you were in combat. probably forgot on purpose.
🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : well no Ang ... I actually never saw combat or a combat theater
Jаggεd : oh, good.. i like that thought better

(Easily one of the sweetest things someone has said to me <3 )

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~echo~ : CF - You know... this is why ours would be an ill fated love... You'd put on the game, I'd cut the power to the house... (1st quote of 2019)

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : fuck

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✧fìéśtýβåbỳ™✧ : ive been rubbin it all day

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ʈąζεɳ™ : when i define big now i say...cowboysfan big or just average

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✧fìéśtýβåbỳ™✧ : i got great breasts

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💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : But enough of the fuckery!

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👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : Just quit the bullshit and it's all gravy

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ƝƛƬƖƔЄ ƁƖƬƇӇ : i biffed outside yesterday sissy
ƝƛƬƖƔЄ ƁƖƬƇӇ : fell on the ice

👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : oh dear sissy
👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : Is the ice okay?
👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : <laughing w/ tears>

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👢єcƖιѕѕι👢 : Topic is pickles, 4 inches all you get, is it enough?

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americantart : Vincent.... I looooooove you, man.

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Isabel : Cowboy Imust say your font is the easiest to read in the room

Isabel : Yes really. You stand out Cowboy.

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❥Şåshå❥ : agreed Fook......oh god I agree with Fooker

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Bill : I cock bacon every morning

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moonglow : CBF is smart

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TheMOYD : Cowboy, Tawk, naughty

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : I will do no such thing

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : my daughter came home with king dongs for me

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : 

§єρɧίɾσʈɧ : LOL @ King Dongs

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : lmao

ʈąζεɳ™ : wtf?

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : lol I LOVE THEM

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : wait ... for real ... they are called King Dongs

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : 

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : no

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 looses it

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : they are called king dons

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : but i call them king dongs

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : loll

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CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 is only bossy sometimes

ʈąζεɳ™ : no your not

ʈąζεɳ™ : i got more bossy in my labia then you do in your whole body

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✯ᴱςlιssι✯ : Vin, you're so handsome it pains me

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✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : i do know dick

✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : but then again ive had a few

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✦fiestýβสbỳ✦ i could use a spanking on my bday today

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✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : this pickle is huge

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❄ fiestýβสbỳ ❄ : kiss my ass

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : titanic was stupid...that bitch could have moved over on the door
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : yeah that was bullshit Talen
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i would have moved
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : well then Talen ... we need more women like you in shipwrecks
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : lol
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : but then i would have eaten you too if stranded on an island
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : so
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : well Talen ... what part would you start with ?

☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ has a flashback to watching the movie Alive

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : legs ...im not gonna chase you twice
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : hahahahahaha
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : ok this HAS to go in my profile
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : lmao
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : ill wait

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ puts some sexy into the night

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : awws.. ♥

●fiestýβสbỳ● : thats pure sweetness right there

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Ðïtzý :  vinnie your profile is so awesome LOL

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☆oSongLetUsAdoreHim☆ "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : im a bad bad girl

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : you were right

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : your right

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : well i can say it now. .there will be no poo emote

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i got to have some sorta lines i wont let be crossed and thats one of them..lol

CоώвоўsFẫη : 

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : men always leave when they get regular pussy

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i mean hooha

●fiestýβสbỳ● : crap wrong room

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i cant talk like that in here

●fiestýβสbỳ● is gonna be in trouble

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ : holy cow vincent is in and out more than a penis in a porn movie

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ : cuz some doms are dicks

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Talenisms:

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : power for the course

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : shows boxes for me too are you using foxfire?

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Jаggεd : CF knows 

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ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : CF?

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : yes NG ?

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : Your profile is awesome

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : ty

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : I laughed

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : good

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : and I laughed

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : you in it yet ?

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THIS SMALL SECTION HERE IS JUST FOR MY BUDDY NG  ....

ηαυgнту gιfтвσx🎁 : I would like to put in a request for a cock

ηαυgнту gυrl : Yes I read it a tit ago

ŋaughty ġurl؞ Is cocking scallops

ŋaughty gurl ☯️ I like mushrooms coz they look like big penis heads

nauġhty ġurl : what I know about playing with balls could be written on the head of a pin

nauġhty ġurl : I have no problem playing with a Man's testicles

nauġhty ġurl : You should have been here when I offered to give people some ass

Djiny : nauġhty ġurl : anyone who needs some ass, please let me know

nauġhty ġurl went away. Reason: The world is a magical place full of people, just waiting to be offended by something

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YOU REGULARLY SCHEDULED QUOTES WILL NOW CONTINUE HERE ...

💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : www.butterforyourstuckedsausageproblems.com

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ArnoldZiffell : My phone started fucking up

💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : Arnold at least your phone is getting some action

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☕️Ƈυρριє☕ : i would hump you CF LOL

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🐍Ĥĩššĩfeŗ🎸🔊 : CF, I like "You broke my heart so I busted your teeth" (Ed talking about his favorite country song)

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ρяιмα : CF gets to feel em whenever

ρяιмα : thats the deal

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i will shank a bitch for reeses

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : look your never gonna pass relationship 101 if you cant pass the oral exam is all i am sayin

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : your death will be slow and painful if you do cf

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╰☆song●oma☄╮ : cialis' twin = clitalis

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ҥer : imhei">.•°¤*(¯`★´¯*¤° [ cσωвσүs ғαη ] °¤*(¯´★`¯*¤°•.

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♯ ҥᴣᴙ : ‘°ºø•❤•.¸✿¸.•❤•.❀•. ƇσωƁσуѕƑαη .•❀.•❤•.¸✿¸.•❤•øº°‘

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Błů◊Đяаģon◊Ęмряєѕѕ chest bumps cowboys

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§ῦḿḿḝŗ™ : let me try again.....I think I can draw better balls.

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Kṛacker : I JUST HAD A BIG ONE IN MY BED

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smartsteam : hello, years ago made stupid bet against Cowboys and lost...had to go through a swat line; never made that mistake again!

CоώвоўsҒặη : get some help ya freak

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~AMY~ : i have a big mouth and i know how to use it

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frankunderwood : no offense to anyone, but i would root for al qudea before i would root for new england

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piŋkpũmpķĩńš☠ : my weiner weighs maybe 7 or 8 lbs

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Beautiful things from my biggest fans ...

"Guest_I-BUTTFUCKED-CowboysFan has been kicked out by ^Bot_Tenacity. Reason: Nickname contains inappropiate words or number characters."

"Guest_rikki went away. Reason: ctrl+backspace sends my dick in CowboysFans ass"

"Whisper attempt by derdot. Message: suck my dick you stupid motherfucker"

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Enickma shoots a long steamy wet fart into cowboys mouth

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In_Sight : cowboy...you pussy...where have you been??? have you been following the discussion???...I have no time for you....you puss...iggy...don't tell me that cowboys have vaginas???

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 shiestyelbow : NOW IM THE GUY WITH A DICK IN MY MOUTH LOLOLOL

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~AMY~ : go for it fooker... your almost a girl

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 Ḟóōkéȓ : enough of you ppl
› Ḟóōkéȓ has left the conversation

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Nahdia : damm those are huge CB

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¤ĵordan¤ : exactly.. what CF says

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¤Ðïţžŷ¤ : im going to taste my tits later and see if they are vinegary

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¤Ðïţžŷ¤ : i WAS going to say .. its deep in my throat

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QūeŧźalčŏaťĹ : CF is right

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mao08 : i aprove cowboy is an awesome host

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Djiny : lol Cowboys you nic reads "CD3/4IZD2D3/4NzsFa0I" to me

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 T7J : horse cocks hurt

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Jügã£ûg : ur ass puckered so hard, ur breath stinks?

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 IWishYouWereHere714 has been kicked out by Watcher™. Reason: IWishYouWereHere714, your shitlisted Go play somewhere else

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WTF ??? >>>>>> Kenneth6451 : OMG OMG THE SQUIRRELS THE SQUIRRELS THEY'RE GETTING ME THEY R RAPING ME AHHHHH 

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JustMicheal : stick ur bible up ur ass cowboy
JustMicheal : retard

JustMicheal : cowboy u can witter on if u want but u just prove ur a ignorant jerk off

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««Matt_in_Black™»» : seahawks won't make superbowl...just pretenders

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✿Јёŗżέέ❤ĢiŗĻ✿ : take your stupid play cock mess up & suck it

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∙вrunette∙вaвe∙ : yep what cby said, best thing to do

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∙вrunette∙вaвe∙ : LOL cby, you're awesome 

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¤Ðïtzý¤ : i creamed my hands the other night

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : keep it up .

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●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● rubs it

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¤jordan¤ :  with what CF says

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RazorsEdge : CF... i long ago learned not to talk to you. you are a vacuous, banal, staid, dull individual. (hahahaha)

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●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● : Vinnie .. i cant talk to you because youre handsome and sexy and intelligent and amazing and im jealous

⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : but Dee

⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : you are talking to me

●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● : thats coz i L word you

 

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ScootåhGirl: no more eating buts

ScootåhGirl: well ya never know i might eat bug butts

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PinaColada : lol cowboys....ok ur right

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ºlĕilãĥº : i just wanna touch it

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Kidd: lol i show off my dick way too much now... if it were bigger ide never keep it in my pants

Kidd: ide walk up to people and be like wanna see mah dick

Kidd: and slap people with it

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ºlĕilãĥº : You people are perverted.

ºlĕilãĥº prays quietly

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puddℓez went away. Reason: no matter what I told you I was going to do...I'm probably going to masturbate

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ThithtaFithta : thinking about all those fists in the Cowboys makes my butt twitch

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ɓŗųŋεŧŧε∙ɓąɓε : no its fucked

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šong♫äšm✿: when a song is so good that you jizz a little and have to listen to it again and again and again 

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Breąnna~ : Cowboy knows

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ρяιмαgєιѕт : i had to change my..........shirt

ρяιмαgєιѕт : i actually did get shot in the face

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EL_ASSO_WIPO : I AM THE GREAT EL ASSO WIPO! AND I WILL BREAK YOUR BACK! LLLLLLLLIKE SO! WWWWWWITH MY KNEE! I WILL THEN SHOVE YOU INTO MY BUTT, AND CRUNCH YOU UP INTO TINY PIECES WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTT MUSCLES, I WILL THEN POOP YOU OUT ONTO YOUR MOTHERS FRONT STEPS

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IWillShoveYouIntoMyAssThenShitYourOutAgainOnYourFloor has joined the conversation.
IWillShoveYouIntoMyAssThenShitYourOutAgainOnYourFloor : AARDVARK JIGGLY DICKSHIT! YOU SUCK YOUR SISTERS USED TAMPONS YOU RATPIG SHITBASTARD! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE ASS WITH A MIDGET WEARING A DUNCE CAP AND THEN GO SHIT ON YOUR MOTHERS FURNITURE YOU BAG OF RUNNY HOMOSEXUAL DIARRHEA!
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CowboysFanSucksHugeDookLogsOutOfMyAss has joined the conversation.

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YouSuckOnFrozenElephantDooklogsOkay : YOU DRINK YOUR MOMS PERIOD BLOOD AND FLOSS WITH YOUR GRAMMAS PUBES! LETS STICK ONE END OF A TUBE INTO MY ASS AND THE OTHER END IN YOUR ASS AND SHIT INTO EACH OTHERS ASSES AND BE SHIT BUDDIES

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EastCoastMale_1 : nah..im an idiot

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§ɛрнιʀǿтɧ : quotes are like love and farts, if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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҉ϵριс҉ : Cockman My wife will shove her massive coffee table dildo in your ass

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҉ϵριс҉ has been kicked out by DennyKg. Reason: you have been warbed!!

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W E B™ : took a dump named it epic ... my chat feel bads are done

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Pit™ : vince knows

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Pit™ : i dont know shit

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2ɷbumpZ4u© : yeah cf is good @ it

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☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : jackal ... that may be your opinion

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : would have the same effect

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : cowboy, well DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : and you're a cowboys fan, wtf would you know?

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : oh duh is one word that came to mind

MovingInStereo : when the hosts are away the rats will play

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : you don't know me and what I know

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : yes, DUH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : yes, and the same applies to you concerning me

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : but we all got to know you pretty quickly right there

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : so FUCK OFF WITH YOURSELF BITCH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : LOL

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : oh yes, you got my number now

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : and a little more right there

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : what a freaking idiot

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : blah blah blah

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : we KNOW you by what you type in a fucking chat room

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : omg, what a collosal idiot

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : I rest my case

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : you sound like you are about 15 yrs old

› frickle_frackle_little_jackal has left the conversation.

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Djiny : well, it is a nice penis

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Ψ§мдcЖme☠ : fk ya meatloaf

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¨lëıläħ¨ : yep, ill do the flippitty nippitty on those tig o bittoes

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Cօմղէɾყƙἶოოყ : Cowboys, you can quote me.....You Rock

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ƑOŌkƐƦ : I played it back, your right Fan lol

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‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : My lesbian neighbor gave me a rolex for my birthday. I think she misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"

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ƑOŌkƐƦ : Bre, what 2x2 = ?

βѓёɑɳɳё : you're penis?

.... mother fuckin owned hahahaha

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¨lëıläħ¨ : ive never needed lube.

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EastCoastMale_1 : i only got 3 inches

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βѓёɑɳɳё went away. Reason: Some People Need a High Five - In the Face with a Chair!

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i would fight but i dont want your tears on me

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : ill hug cbf

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : only cause im gonna grab your ass

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®Leather™ : sure east you just keep on telling yourself that lolol U dont rim Ha haha

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2ɷbumpZ4u© : i ate too much cock
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i felt that way earlier today bumps
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : so much cock

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Allison yes THAT Allison went away. Reason: If you can't handle me at my worst, I don't blame you. That shit is ridiculous

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PinaColada : a big stupidhead he is

PinaColada : i could call him a fucker but im a woman and i dont swear lol

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ went away. Reason: Don't mistake my silence for weakness. Nobody plans a murder out loud

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Allison yes THAT Allison went away. Reason: No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

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‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : It'd probably hurt more to be spanked with green beans

‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : But think of how small green beans are versus corn

‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : Corn would only bruise... unless you shove it up their ass

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ went away. Reason: I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I am a constant fucking delight.

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ºLëiläɧº : who woulda thought youd masturbate to a car commercial

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Diśco♥Lèmonąde : like a cock?

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RayneBowe Russ : ECM i wanna Suck on your Penis

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~echo~ : CF - omg

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Eyecu : ghosting happens when the users connection to the server has been cut, could happen for a number of reasons like signal drop, routing issues between the user and server, etc. but the server hasn't figured out the connection was dropped. so it still thinks that connection is active when the user reconnects

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Callie Jo : cowboy has a highly decorated profile page exclamation point

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Callie Jo : lol my shift key is broke, so i had to write out exclamation point need to get that fixed

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Isabel : Cowboy you are a smart man

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~echo~ : I'm a screamer

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clsyldy : tom brady is a girl
clsyldy : and im a pats fan
CоώвоӱsҒẫη : can I quote you on that ??
clsyldy : sure

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From 2018-08-15 in OM ...

[12:29p] frankunderwood : i predict the browns will make the playoffs this year

[12:30p] frankunderwood : just remember you heard it here from me first

[12:31p] 🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : wait Frank ... let me put that in my profile ...

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Jer : i read your entire profile CF, a long read but i found it hilarious!

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meddler2900 : each genre has there reason to exist, regardless of what the genre is, but the lyrics and beat have their own merit

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mommyelly : we are not promised tomorrow.....eat all the goodies today

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a jeffrey dahmer christmas : dont forget to have your neighbors over for dinner this holiday season

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✿Ċħēгγł✿ : lol Nice I get copied and pasted all the time

✿Ċħēгγł✿ : its my lack of charm and stupid shit I type lol

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sheneda : I get a medal cowboy I read the whole damn thaing

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meddler2900 : so ya eyes haven't had sex yet wolfers?

~Chaotic~ : Accidental penis in an eye counts

CreamScones : i don't think i have had a penis in my eye.....

CreamScones : maybe what comes out of it....perhaps

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ƤȃρǻŴơłƒ : back when I was naive before chat, many years ago, I had a gal who wanted me to be her DOM....................I had no fucking clue and kept wonder what was so damn special about being a Dirty Old Man

ƤȃρǻŴơłƒ : this is the same gal who wanted to cyber and I asked her if it would harm my harddrive.......she never spoke ot me again after that

ƤȃρǻŴơłƒ : there is no such thing as being too old to be horny unless your fucking dead

(Wolf was on a roll tonight lol  )

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🌕Moonglow🌕 : i hate to say it CbF but you are right

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toodalu62™ : hell if I wore bacon perfume I'd be licking myself

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⛄️ɱuɱɱzɏ⛄️-dickwhisperer : cowboy i have a poem for u

⛄️ɱuɱɱzɏ⛄️-dickwhisperer : roses are red violets are blue drop ya pants wow what a view

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : mummzy I have one for you now

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : roses are red violets are blue you wanted 9 but 7.25 will have to do

⛄️ɱuɱɱzɏ⛄️-dickwhisperer : LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cowboy

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Djiny went away. Reason: ahhhh, the away message, the passive aggressive billboard of chat

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JudyAnn ; Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

JudyAnn : Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

JudyAnn : You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

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Michelle8765 : holy crap cowboys i just pulled up your profile

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Whisper attempt by HET NUMAH FROTHLESICLEPUD. Message: After injecting herion one day i Stuck an 18 gauge syringe in my testicle and pulled as hard as i could. yellow & white creamy liquid, blood and air bubble filled the syringe, i injected it into the head of my penis

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ƑƠÒOŌkƐƦ : fornication on a 1st date is a must, or her ass will be DUST

ღŜašhåღ : and that's why Fook is single

(that was good ... so proud of her  )

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CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : guess he is done talking about ppl that aren't in the room
SYD_2K : fuck off
SYD_2K : redneck

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Anja : Hiya cowboy

CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : Anja (F0

Anja : i think cowboy told me to FO

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... speaking of Fooker

𝐉𝒖𝓭𝐲𝘼ƞȵ : he is going to be my little kitchen bitch 

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~Chaotic~ : Is asscheeks one word? OR do I have to spread it apart?

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SpermBobCumPants :  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A TESTICLE INSIDE YOUR BALLSACK? SPERMBOB CUMPANTS 

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Fjord_Spoodhagen ENUDPISSMONKER? WHAT? NO F U I AM THE KING OF THE POTATO PEOPLE I AM NOT CRAZY KANYE WEST KANYE WEST PRESIDENT IN 2024 KANYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Bats FLY Funny doesn't say ANY thing, 'cause it would only cause arguments and make the other person look like an idiot.

(that right there is the definition of condecending)

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what the "critics" are saying about my profile:

⁕⁕KokLir⁕Finn⁕⁕ : CF its wonderfulllllllllllllllllllllll
Rain : It's funny
Sɦéɯòlḟ : hes got a novel
Sɦéɯòlḟ and ive actually read it
Kathleen®™ : don't think I've ever looked at yours, CBF....I like a good laugh (because you said...stuff that makes me lol for real)
37browneyes : i haven't ever seen a profile say so much fan
Anja : I'm already on it Cowboy

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[09:25p] soxy1 : maybe there is somethign wrong with me

(maybe ??? lmao )

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Judge _Judy™ : did you know i can deep throat a donut really quickly i love food

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Bit0Honey : yea i shit a 10 lb turd

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TrashyKitten : oh i thought you were talking about your penis being at the end of its life ruff.....hahahah

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~Chaotic~ : now I want Dicks in my mouth

~Chaotic~ : I want a huge bag of Dicks

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Butt Farticus THIS IS FARTA has joined the conversation.

Butt Farticus THIS IS FARTA : THIS... IS...... FARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

InstructionsUnclear_LitButthairsAndAssOnFireCall911 has joined the conversation

ItsASpecialFartclubSuperFartingFriendsNumberOnly has joined the conversation

TheySeeMeRoooollinTheyHatinTHeyJusTTryinToCatchMe RIDIN FARTA : Do it wheely style OH NO STAIRS

( a HUGE ty to my friend Echo for that last one, she saved it for me (L) )

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[10:35p] JAYPHILL : IM STICK AARDVARK IN U BUTTSHOILE OK WE MAKE THE POOP BABYS FOR U TO SMEAR ON U HARE OK I ARM U IN BUTTSHOLES OK ARM U WIPE OFF CUMBEARD YES (2022-08-16)

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IFartedOutASporkWhenDidIHaveSPorksInMyAssWTF has joined the conversation

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LordDoctorFlavmingerSneed has sent you whispers (accept - decline - ignore user). Message: Oh commeth i say but yes this holy day no not oi vey for i have gathered the celebratory buttplugs and assplay accessories for the ceremonies of greatness gathering because of most holy days of this season is upon us like saggy elk testicles. Brazen yee come do not scared because i have brought the lube of milk ketchup and oils of yak skin. plumbus to lube ye joyous buttplugs on this is forth of thee. Go forth now. Mighty deep thrusts to you mister or mdam. Thank. No Buttflu. Blessings into the brown hole

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in chat tonight I wasn't sure I read the following correctly and reread it 3 times ... yup, what you think it says is what it says

seo_Sascha : when i was a kid i watched my brother run across the yard naked, trip over and get butt fucked by a stray male dog

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Iмρ : cbf knows

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٠nauġhty ġurl٠ : I need a chat husband

[03:16p] Ťrícíå_ån : I dont

[03:16p] ٠nauġhty ġurl٠ : I am a failure with men though, I am gonna buy a dildo

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HumbleChristmasPie : It just overwhelms me sometimes when you and Cory tag team me

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ArnoldZiffell™ : Wanted some sausage

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[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : no beating around the bush

[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : no bush 
[05:48p] J0EY : What bush😳
[05:48p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : he just wants to beat the bush
[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : hahaha
[05:48p] NiceguyMI : bush 
[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : lmao cf
[05:48p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : oh  lmao
[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : not mine... my bush up nleft home
[05:48p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : wow that is a LOT of information there 
[05:48p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : hahaha cf
[05:49p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : guys only need to shave if they are porn stars
[05:49p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : haha Noooo well ya dont have to shave but keep it a tight trim
[05:49p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : so when we go down we dont get aface of pubes
[05:49p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : or mouth full 
[05:50p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : sure trimming is different
[05:50p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : smooth balls are nice too
[05:50p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : but dont use nair 
[05:50p] Judge_Judy : pubes = dental floss when you go down on a guy
[05:50p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : i shave part n trim the .. umm landing strip 
[05:50p] Judge_Judy : 5 blade shave nice and smooth
[05:51p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : so what do you recommend Ellie ... for the smoothing of the balls 
[05:51p] Judge_Judy : i can shave you nice and smooth
[05:51p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : its a slow night we gotta get things goin 
[05:51p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : well.. ive never ddone it myself.. ive just had smooth balls in my mouth so i know my preference 
[05:51p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : so i have no idea cf 
[05:51p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : lmao
[05:51p] Judge_Judy : how do you like your balls? wet and smooth
[05:52p] Kath™ : I spent 2 days trying to convince Bill that vicks on his balls will cure his cold 
[05:52p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : me either ... I did a shave test once and all I got was stubble poking me ... not comfortable 
[05:52p] Judge_Judy : Kath is trying to set his balls on fire
[05:52p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : i bet he tried it but just didnt tell ya 
[05:52p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : sat with ice onhis nuts for a day
[05:52p] Kath™ : OMG Eliie, wouldn't that be something 
[05:52p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : i think if ya use trimmers maybe 
[05:52p] Kath™ : I'm crying!!!!
[05:53p] Judge_Judy : Bill has been missing in action he might be at ER
[05:53p] Kath™ : to fkn funny!!!
[05:53p] Judge_Judy : lol
[05:53p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : lmaoo judy
[05:53p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : but he wont have a cold any more
[05:53p] mr santa claus : ellie stop being a dirty girl in the chat room 
[05:53p] Kath™ : hot balls in the city 
[05:53p] ★CоώвоӱsXmªsҒẫη★ : sir what is the problem here ... well doc I put vicks on my balls 
[05:53p] Kath™ : lmao Cowboy
[05:53p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : lmaooo CF 
[05:53p] Judge_Judy : a chatter told me to put vicks on my balls and i took online medical advice
[05:54p] Judge_Judy : lmao
[05:54p] Judge_Judy : oh imagine that
[05:55p] Judge_Judy : "OH RUB IT IN DEEP PLEASE"
[05:55p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : an old chatter naired his balls
[05:55p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : he sat with ice on em for days
[05:55p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : like wtf
[05:56p] Judge_Judy : omg you dont nair your balls
[05:56p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : burnin the babies
[05:56p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : it burns 
[05:56p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : its only meant for .. tough skin  lmao its ahair removal cream
[05:56p] Kath™ : hot balls
[05:56p] Judge_Judy : as a past nurse i have shaved lots of men and not once did i cut them 
[05:56p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : bum sex with no comdom kath 
[05:56p] Kath™ : hot nads 
[05:58p] 𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢™ : when ya do butt sex, use a condom 
[05:58p] Judge_Judy : your arse should be for dumping not pumping

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TheToiletChain : Penises everywhere charlie brown! Hark hark! O'Peniso the fabulous penis is here to save the day! Finallly tonight I will have enough dicks to complete the dickship and reeeeeeeeeeeeturn to Dickplanet

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ℭlays : You put it near my butt hole I’m going to scream and that’s the end of that ride

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•Ƥσρтαѕтιcαℓ• : anything over an inch is a blessing

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[04:59p] ЅіѕѕчРіе™ :  i am not cool enough for ur pro vince

[05:00p] ЅіѕѕчРіе™ : and i killed the room lol

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Judge_Judy : im so glad i dont have a cock
Judge_Judy : id never leave it alone

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ᴇʟʟɪᴇ™ : my vagina will be staying in tact

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𝐹oooooooker™ : am I going soft?

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Լᵤ𝑐 : im not a cash fan sorry
ЅіѕѕчРіе™ : card fan more luc?

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the FIST 👊  Fists clerk

the FIST 👊  : the FIST

HumblePreppieClerk : lol

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Anon and his names ... lmao:

Guest_Lord_Hillstrand_Trumwiltonshire_Fartbubbler : hi ellie would you like a wet sailor hug

ans-serif,arial,verdana,trebuchet ms; font-size:13px">Guest_Lord_Hillstrand_Trumwiltonshire_Fartbubbler : Frample Trumwibbler is good also

Guest_Lord_Hillstrand_Trumwiltonshire_Fartbubbler : Duke Ludwig Von Klemphagen Frothlesiclepud III

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👢ξƈℓϊѕѕі👢 : Wes: Can I have an extra large McWeiner with tons of special sauce please?

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𝐿օƖƖყƙíղs™ : i would put a penis in King Charles hand if I had a chance

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MS_KIMMY_THE_QUEEN : im not that kina gal, im a fun gal , ya wann drink, fk ya but dont trh to disclothe me ya asssssssssdick

MS_KIMMY_THE_QUEEN : that is meeeeeeeeeeeee

MS_KIMMY_THE_QUEEN : unlesssssssssss ur hot n i wann do ya

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AVLEE : mario, can you squeeze your boobs together to make a space to get titty fucked?

Italian_LA : no

Italian_LA : unless you have a big dick Avlee

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ᴇʟʟɪᴇ™ : i wanna eat a dick too

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❤Ms_Sami ❤ : Oh gosh Cowboy, ur right

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𝐹oooooooker™ : fuck this shit hole

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from 8/12/2024... w/Exo

[05:49p] Σ𝘅𝗼𝗱𝘂𝘀 : ill save you the headache CF - we'll win the NFC Championship so you, the farty whiners etc can sit on the couch early

[05:50p] ★CоώвоӱsҒẫη★ : Seachickens will finish behind us, the niners and the Packers ... and likely behind the Commanders as well

[05:50p] Σ𝘅𝗼𝗱𝘂𝘀 : the packers and commanders !!!

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AVLEE : heya ellie, emu, katy, clsy, ruff, prince, kimmy, gym, cedrus, and almost everyone else

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☠SɱᾄƈḰ♪ : still a DS i see juggs
™Jügã£ûg™ : Fast Times at Ridgemont high
™Jügã£ûg™ : DS?
™Jügã£ûg™ : dick sucker?
☠SɱᾄƈḰ♪ : DrillSgt
™Jügã£ûg™ : oh
☠SɱᾄƈḰ♪ : wow u said it not me

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TheRoundSquareOfOblongJusticeSuperheroBatmanBinSuparman : bring out your evil doers so that i may deflower their lions with an irate and soon to need therapy armadillo of justice

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