LisaLove

Right, the important bit first, because it saves everyone time.

I'm a real woman. Married a long time. The photos are genuinely me — not a stock face, not a model. What happens in the scenes is fiction. My husband is behind the camera in all of it.

Nothing has actually happened. Nobody has actually touched me.

So if you're looking for a woman currently sleeping with other men — not me. If you're looking for a woman who will sleep with you — also probably not me. I'm the version of me that lives in his head, and I'm here for the chat.

If we talk for six months and nothing ever happens, that is not a failure. That's the arrangement.