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So, you clicked on my profile. Guess you were expectin to see somethin about me here. well, ok here goes...

First off, I will NOT be crocheting any willy warmers. DO NOT ask!

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If I had to describe myself I'd say I was like a porcupine, kinda cute, but hard to get close to.

I'm plain and simple. I go to work, pay my bills, Livin the dream. I live in an apartment building, right next door to my mother.  Yes, I am insane.  Update: 11/25 I no longer live next door to my mother. We each gave up our single bedroom apartments for  1 two bedroom apartment. I'm wonderin who is more insane, my mother, or myself lol.

I have a true love hate relationship with my job. I hate who I work for, but my job brings me joy  Ya see, I am the most hated Walmart associate!! Ya know how it is, when ya rush into Walmart to grab one thing, and ya can't find it cus they moved everything around? I am the one who moves it!! Update: On March 8, 2021, after exactly 13 years, I told Walmart to fuck off!! I took a nice lil pay cut and, I am now happily employed with a company, providing in home care for the disabled and the elderly. I actually work for people who appreciate the work I do for them.  Update: in Feb. of 2023 it was determined that I was disabled. I was planning on retiring early, but not this early.

Yes, my whispers are open, the chances of me answering a whisper is slim to none. So why do I keep them open you ask? I have to say, the male speicies does come up with some  "odd" opening lines.  Most I find totally stupid, some are funny, either way, I will most likely ignore it, so just go on back to chat and don't waste your time.