Lily-Marie

IF YOU DON'T HAVE PICTURE OF YOURSELF, AND A  PROFILE. I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU

I  love my life and meeting people, if you do not have a picture of yourself in your profile I will not answer you

never cease to amaze me, in the net you can be anything you want to, why then so many people choose to be stupid?

give a person a loaf of bread, and he eats for a day, give that person a computer and he wont bother you for months

AIRPLANES HUMOR

Just for  clarity: P=Pilot....M=Mechanic

P-Test flight okay, except auto-land very rough.  M-Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

.P-Something loose in cockpit.  M-Something tightened in cockpit. 

P-Dead bugs on windshield.  M-Live bugs are on backorder. 

P-Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.  M-Cannot reproduce on ground. 

P-Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.  M-Evidence removed. 

P-DME volume unbelievably loud.  M-DME volume set to more believable level. 

P-IFF inoperative.  M-IFF always inoperative in off mode. 

P-Suspected crack in windshield.  M-Suspect you're right. 

P-Number 3 engine missing.  M-Engine found on right wing after brief search. 

P-Aircraft acting funny.  M-Aircraft told to straighten up, fly right and be serious. 

P-Target radar hums.  M-Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. 

P-Mouse in cockpit.  M-Cat installed. 

P-Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.  M-Almost replaced left inside main tire.