Nov 15, 2014 11:04 AM
How to make coffee....
1. Cup, Kettle, Instant coffee, sugar. 2. Realise you have no milk. 3. You really don't fancy black coffee this morning so you decide to substitute milk with a tub of creme fraiche. 4. Sniff the creme fraiche. 5. Check the expirary date. 6. Check the actual date and realise you were a week ahead of the world. 7. Wonder when the hell you bought this tub! 8. Be brave and add the creme fraich…