WHAT IF DR.SEUSS HAD WRITTEN THE GOR BOOKS?
Now the Whos in Who-ro-ba were snug in their furs
Not dreaming of Vosk Sharks or Pirates or Kurs
When a sudden kajira-thump sounded quite loud!
(And the Whos wear the scarlet, of which they're quite proud)
So they rang the alarm bar! Clang-Clang! and Ring-Dong!
(For a Warrior's response time is never too long)
And all armed with their...